Welcome to DSS Dundonald's Jokebook! Here are all sorts of jokes that me and friends enjoy! Please enjoy and tell your friends these jokes!


Knock Knock
-Who's There?
-Doctor Who!

Knock Knock
-Who's There
B and
-B and Who
B and Q!

Knock Knock
-Who's There?


QUESTION: Who says Ho Ho Ho?
ANSWER: Santa walking Backwards

QUESTION: Why did The Lion cross The Road?
ANSWER: Because he saw the zebra crossing

QUESTION: Who went in the Tigers den and came out alive?
ANSWER: The Tiger

QUESTION: What room can no-one enter?
ANSWER: A Mush-Room!

QUESTION: If you play it and you it someone sayin Fruit, why does it still count?
ANSWER: Because Fru-it!

QUESTION: When do astronauts eat?
ANSWER: At Launch Time!

QUESTION: What's an Astronauts favourite game?
ANSWER: Astronaughts and crosses!

QUESTION: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
ANSWER: Lilly (Because Lillypads! Get it?)

QUESTION: What do you call a crazy spaceman?
ANSWER: A Astronut!

QUESTION: What do you do to see a flying saucer?
ANSWER: Trip up the Waiter!

QUESTION: What do you call a raindeer with no eyes?
ANSWER: No I-Dear (No Idea)

QUESTION: Whats Green and round and goes Camping?
ANSWER: A Boy Sprout

QUESTION: Whats the loudest pet?
ANSWER: The Trum-Pet

QUESTION: Why did the Orange Cross the road?
ANSWER: Because he wanted to become Orange Squash

QUESTION: Why did the banana cross the road?
ANSWER: Because it wasn't Peeling very well


Awesome and Autumnal are some long words. Can you spell it?
A-W-E-S-O-M-E and A-U-T-U-M-A-N-A-L
Wrong. The correct answer was I-T

HEADTEACHER: Why are you late?
PUPIL: Because of the sign
HEADTEACHER: Um…What sign?
PUPIL: The sign that says 'School ahead-go slow'

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